Who is Xenu?
I’m going to tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Right, then I’ll begin. Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.
Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.
Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).
These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.
The story doesn’t end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a “thetan” in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).
After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called “implanting”.
When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.
As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xenu is still alive today.
That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called “body thetans”. And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these “body thetans” and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.
Well what did you think of that story?
What? You thought it was a stupid story?
Well so do we. However, this story is the core belief in the religion known as Scientology.* If people knew about this story then most people would never get involved in it. This story is told to you when you reach one of their secret levels called OT III. After that you are supposed to telepathically communicate with these body thetans to make them go away. You have to pay a lot of money to get to this level and do this (or you have to work very hard for the organisation on extremely low pay for many years).
We are telling you this story as a warning. If you become involved with Scientology then we would like you to do so with your eyes open and fully aware of the sort of material it contains.
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Most of the Scientologists who work in their Dianetics* centres and so called “Churches” of Scientology do not know this story since they are not allowed to hear it until they reach the secret “upper” levels of Scientology. It may take them many years before they reach this level if they ever do. The ones who do know it are forced to keep it a secret and not tell it to those people who are joining Scientology. |
| Part of the first page of the secret OT III document in L. Ron Hubbard’s own handwriting |
Now you have read this you know their big secret. Don’t let us put you off joining though.
source http://www.xenu.net
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Posted 13 Aug 2007 at 5:19 pm ¶Great article,
Posted 13 Aug 2007 at 7:03 pm ¶just make sure that the scientologists dont start tracking you down and try to follow you.
You know it’s only a matter of time….
xenu backwards is unex
Posted 13 Aug 2007 at 7:27 pm ¶www.clambake.org
It was a quite horrid epiphany to me, when I realized that many people simply want to be led (not involved in Science-Fictiontology myself, just raised among the common cults). As long as this is the case, I’m afraid we’ll always have cults.
Doesn’t matter if it’s a born-again experience or a psychotherapeutic revelation attributed to removing an evil spirit from the psyche, as the Science-Fictiontologists contend (no wonder they don’t like mental health professionals–they steal Science-Fictiontologists’ thunder by attributing healthy development to some queer and nebulous concept called “science”). There are constants of human experience that will be attributed to anything that makes people feel special. The mystery alone is more than enough for me.
Posted 13 Aug 2007 at 8:39 pm ¶Long before I knew anything of scientology I read “Battlefield Earth”. Gah! One thousand pages of utter rubbish wasted days of my life while I awaited a redemption at the end for this miserable story. It never came and I resented L Ron Hubbard from that point on.
Scientologists are in the same boat I was in, only I paid around $4.95 and it took me days (it was a terribly difficult read) while they must pay thousands and spend years to reach the same realization.
Pity them and do not hate them. Or better yet but them a book by Asimov! Poor blighters.
Posted 14 Aug 2007 at 4:45 am ¶ummm.. true as it is, this article is a total rip of South Park’s episode from two year ago that exposed Scientologists’ beliefs.
Posted 14 Aug 2007 at 4:59 am ¶How is this any different from any other religion?
Granted it’s outlandish, but try this one:
“A women married a man, they never had sex, she gave birth to a boy but she was still a virgin (apparently). Her and her husband believed the child to be the son of God. The son grows to a man, disappears off the face of history for a while, returns back and claims he’s the son of God. Some believe him, others are annoyed. He performs miracles, turning water into wine. Rulers get angry and kill him. But alas he comes back to life several weeks/months later and preaches to the people that he really is the son of god.”
PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS. Or how about this one:
“Man goes up a mountain, talks to a bush that’s engulfed in flames as it was struck by lightning, the bush tells him some rules to live by. Man comes down mountain sees everyone is not living their lives according to those rules (how could they since they were never told the rules to being with), and the man gets angry at the people and curses them. The people scared begin to listen to the man and they wander the desert some odd years..”
YES! PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE THIS.
Ok here’s another one:
“A son is born to a Queen unknowingly to the King (the son’s father) as he has been involved in a long war and not had contact with his wife. One day the Queen tells her son to watch over the house as she bathes, the King returns home and sees some boy in front of his house. Not knowing who this kid is he tells the kid to move out of his way and let him into the house. The boy not knowing his father and attempting to protect his house and his mother, refuses to let the King in. The father in fury kills the son by beheading the son. The father enters in and finds his wife, whom he asks who the kid was that refused him entrance, to which he realizes the kid was his son. Broken down in anguish, the king summons all his soldiers and they head to the forest, as the king is unable to bare the pain of killing his son (his heir). He comes across a clergyman who tells him that he can bring his son back to life provided he has a replacement for the part he cut, seeing a fallen elephant he beheads the dead elephant and returns with its head to bring his son back to life. His son is not only brought to life, but is later realized is an avatar of God.”
Yes people believe this as well.
Religion is a fairy tale that is told, they are great stories when listened to - but to believe them regardless of how real or true they seem is up to the believer. None of the stories I have written have taken precedence over the other, none of them are more believable then the other. To rank one as being more outlandish is idiocy. The three stories I mentioned come from Christianity, Hinduism and Judaism.
Posted 14 Aug 2007 at 7:24 am ¶Most would agree, no matter what religion you believe in, the difference between religions like Christianity or Judaism versus cults like Scientology is there is history to them. Writings of Christianity, Judaism and other religions go back thousands of years and were not written by a Science Fiction author. Many of these were started to ban people together and give them hope; scientology only offers people a dead end path just to suck money out of its followers. That is what qualifies it as a cult, in my opinion, not a religion.
Posted 14 Aug 2007 at 5:16 pm ¶Nice article. I guess the mother ship is piloted by John Travolta. “We’re off to outer space, we’re leaving Mother Earth, to save the Human Race….”
Posted 21 Aug 2007 at 2:44 pm ¶By the time the Scientologists get to this “upper level” , they’re basically committed to scientology. But when they find out the “true story” about their beliefs, they’re probably like: “What the frick? Is this a joke? Is Vrillon of the Ashtar Command going to show up next? I’m done.”
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